Life’s a mess. Makeup’s on point. #TSM

“Lord, grant me the caffeine to handle the things I can, and the wine to handle the things I can’t.” TSM.

“Don’t worry, your littles are way prettier than hers are.” TSM.

“We won’t ever look as good as we do now, so let’s take another shot, drink another round.” TSM.

On Wednesdays, we wear shack shirts and hangovers. TSM.

He’s the kind of guy I would even for. TSM.

Being the senior that they both fear and aspire to be. TSM.

I shaved my legs for this. It better be worth it. TSM.

Being more prepared for spring break than you are for midterms. TSM.