Go home, Standards. I’m drunk. TSM.

Referring to your boyfriend’s big as your big-in-law. TSM.

Unfollowing him on social media, then forcing your sisters to let you stalk him from your account. TSM.

I’m concerned. My responsibilities are starting to interfere with my drinking. TSM.

“Do we know him?” TSM.

Getting booty called by the president of the fraternity you’re “banned” at. TSM.

Standards:”Thanks for coming tonight.”
Me:”Yes, well thanks for inviting me.” TSTC.

“I remember not remembering that.” TSM.

1: “Do you workout?”
2: “I mean I sorority squat in like ever picture.” TSTC.