“It’s hard work” Um, no it’s not. Just because your average day includes more fingering than a braille poetry reading doesn’t mean it’s “hard work”. So what, you lay there in bed an play vagina DJ for 20 minutes while weirdos pay you to tell them they have a big cock. Do you ever feel shitty about yourself?
It’s really pretty scientific. It’s instinctive to attract the opposite sex for mating purposes, and we’re all just animals. Caring about what guys think of you and trying to appeal to them doesn’t give them power over you, and I feel like a lot of girls don’t understand that. Why can’t it be a double positive? Maybe you can look good as fuck because it makes YOU feel good, and it also attracts guys. Going against gender norms by chopping off your hair and growing armpit hair because “Society can’t tell me what to do!” is ridiculous. By rebelling, you’re doing nothing more than closing a ton of doors for you to find someone, and defending your actions by constantly shitting on girls who care about what guys think is equally as unattractive as your disgusting armpit bush.
You’re not changing shit, and I’m sorry if having a voice on the internet let you think differently. Physical appearance comes first, and that’s not society’s choice, it’s instinctive. Guys check off the physical box before they attempt go any further. For better or for worse, that’s just the way it is. Flipping the gender norms because “society shouldn’t tell me how to look” is not making a statement, it’s making guys lives easier in distinguishing women they want to pursue and women they want to run from.
But isn’t there something to be said for caring a little bit about what the opposite sex is looking for? Letting full bushy pits grow will immediately turn off 999/1000 guys.
You’re so strong and independent. Good for you! Now run out and try to find a boyfriend with bushy pits. I know, you’re completely anti-gender norms because you need to feel free to do whatever, and that’s fine, but you’re gonna die alone.
Get rid of her. If she has too much overwhelming anxiety to take a test, the real world isn’t going to be any easier for her going forward. He doesn’t need that kind of emotional wreck weighing him down his whole life either. Set yourself free, Ayan, you deserve better.
“I’m worried because being a woman in public is ALWAYS really scary. We might get punched in the face today.” …Okay how many times has a stranger punched you or someone you know in the face? Zero? oh, okay.
Thanks for the spoiler alert. I was thinking that over a decade later someone would come out and remind us that the Chandler/Monica wedding was the plan all along.
This is objectifying at it’s finest, and it’s hilarious and all in good fun. I would really love to see a guy post the “how to have and maintain and real human girlfirend” article written in the same style and watch half of these dense, unfunny readers throw an absolute shit fit.
Agreed. And in this case, the dude and his now fiance are artsy people apparently, so this is right up their alley. To each their own I guess. I just see something like this and in the world of social media where everything is a pissing match to out-do everyone, I almost feel like a lot of these proposals are nothing more than an attempt to be noticed, which is a shame because a proposal should be one of the most real, authentic, personal moments you’ll ever experience and I feel like including the entire world kind of ruins that authenticity. Ideally, I would do something completely over the top as well, but in a way where there’s complete isolation and it’s all about me and her, like in a remote location with a nice view.
Right? But no, let’s gather hundreds of extras and choreograph a dance, video tape it professionally from a bunch of different angles, and spread the video around the internet for the entire world to see. Isn’t that what proposals are about, public perception? No. I’m not saying take her to the local Applebees and pop the question either. You can still go completely over the top where it’s acceptable, like when there’s only two people involved and no cameras.
I will stay far far away from the type of girl that would die for this proposal, especially the girl that gets teary-eyed after watching this. This is ridiculously over the top. Flash mobs, confetti, all of it, SOO tacky and classless. I have a hard time believing that these over the top flash mob proposals are anything other than a stunt to show off to everyone.
Are you forgetting that Cait and her family have been reality TV stars and lived in the spotlight for a decade or so. This is what they sign up for. This is who they are.
Geed.
You wanna go out sometime?
“It’s hard work” Um, no it’s not. Just because your average day includes more fingering than a braille poetry reading doesn’t mean it’s “hard work”. So what, you lay there in bed an play vagina DJ for 20 minutes while weirdos pay you to tell them they have a big cock. Do you ever feel shitty about yourself?
It’s really pretty scientific. It’s instinctive to attract the opposite sex for mating purposes, and we’re all just animals. Caring about what guys think of you and trying to appeal to them doesn’t give them power over you, and I feel like a lot of girls don’t understand that. Why can’t it be a double positive? Maybe you can look good as fuck because it makes YOU feel good, and it also attracts guys. Going against gender norms by chopping off your hair and growing armpit hair because “Society can’t tell me what to do!” is ridiculous. By rebelling, you’re doing nothing more than closing a ton of doors for you to find someone, and defending your actions by constantly shitting on girls who care about what guys think is equally as unattractive as your disgusting armpit bush.
You’re not changing shit, and I’m sorry if having a voice on the internet let you think differently. Physical appearance comes first, and that’s not society’s choice, it’s instinctive. Guys check off the physical box before they attempt go any further. For better or for worse, that’s just the way it is. Flipping the gender norms because “society shouldn’t tell me how to look” is not making a statement, it’s making guys lives easier in distinguishing women they want to pursue and women they want to run from.
But isn’t there something to be said for caring a little bit about what the opposite sex is looking for? Letting full bushy pits grow will immediately turn off 999/1000 guys.
You’re so strong and independent. Good for you! Now run out and try to find a boyfriend with bushy pits. I know, you’re completely anti-gender norms because you need to feel free to do whatever, and that’s fine, but you’re gonna die alone.
-If You Give A Mouth A Roofie
-Make Way For Buttstuff
-Oh, the Pi Kap’s You’ll Blow
Get rid of her. If she has too much overwhelming anxiety to take a test, the real world isn’t going to be any easier for her going forward. He doesn’t need that kind of emotional wreck weighing him down his whole life either. Set yourself free, Ayan, you deserve better.
Also, I must have missed T Swift’s Super Bowl halftime show. Wasn’t that a couple years ago or something?
Katy Perry has 9 number 1 singles to TSwift’s 4. Just throwing that out there.
Nick Jonas has herpes.
“I’m worried because being a woman in public is ALWAYS really scary. We might get punched in the face today.” …Okay how many times has a stranger punched you or someone you know in the face? Zero? oh, okay.
Thanks for the spoiler alert. I was thinking that over a decade later someone would come out and remind us that the Chandler/Monica wedding was the plan all along.
This is objectifying at it’s finest, and it’s hilarious and all in good fun. I would really love to see a guy post the “how to have and maintain and real human girlfirend” article written in the same style and watch half of these dense, unfunny readers throw an absolute shit fit.
Agreed. And in this case, the dude and his now fiance are artsy people apparently, so this is right up their alley. To each their own I guess. I just see something like this and in the world of social media where everything is a pissing match to out-do everyone, I almost feel like a lot of these proposals are nothing more than an attempt to be noticed, which is a shame because a proposal should be one of the most real, authentic, personal moments you’ll ever experience and I feel like including the entire world kind of ruins that authenticity. Ideally, I would do something completely over the top as well, but in a way where there’s complete isolation and it’s all about me and her, like in a remote location with a nice view.
Right? But no, let’s gather hundreds of extras and choreograph a dance, video tape it professionally from a bunch of different angles, and spread the video around the internet for the entire world to see. Isn’t that what proposals are about, public perception? No. I’m not saying take her to the local Applebees and pop the question either. You can still go completely over the top where it’s acceptable, like when there’s only two people involved and no cameras.
I will stay far far away from the type of girl that would die for this proposal, especially the girl that gets teary-eyed after watching this. This is ridiculously over the top. Flash mobs, confetti, all of it, SOO tacky and classless. I have a hard time believing that these over the top flash mob proposals are anything other than a stunt to show off to everyone.
#courage
Are you forgetting that Cait and her family have been reality TV stars and lived in the spotlight for a decade or so. This is what they sign up for. This is who they are.