Not having money to buy groceries, but always coming up with enough cash for a new formal dress, cooler-making supplies, and alcohol. TSM.

Waking your best friend up by doing the secret knock on the wall. TSM.

Handpicking his roommate’s formal date. TSM.

So sick of people who aren’t Beyoncé. TSM.

When your mascara is $23, there’s no time for crying. TSM.