My goals for the upcoming semester are basically just to get kicked out of fewer bars. TSM.
My goals for the upcoming semester are basically just to get kicked out of fewer bars. TSM.
Being more proud of your tan than your 4.0 GPA. TSM.
Giving a guy your number but never actually texting him back. TSTC.
“I’m drunk. Don’t let me talk tonight.” TSM.
He may not have a six pack, but he does have a trust fund, and that’s kind of better, you know? TSM.