Deciding whether to bring your phone charger out with you at night based on the color of his responses. TSM.

Calling dibs on the good Insta caption when you’re at an event. TSM.

Laughter is the best medicine, and wine helps you get there, so basically this is like herbal tea. TSM.

Feeling productive because you reorganized your Pinterest boards. TSM.

“You need your own reality show.” TSM.

Making him think it was his idea. TSM.

Frat queen, not trap queen. TSM.

“She’s rushing, right?” TSM.

Changing his name in your phone to “YOU DON’T LIKE HIM.” TSM.