By “studying,” I mean visiting the magic cabinet of old tests and course work. TSM.

“I’m so fancy. You already know.” TSM.

I’m on an all vodka diet. TSM.

Conditioning potential littles to love the same fraternities as you. TSM.

Let the crafting for our future littles begin. TSM.

Being hungover in your composite photo. TSTC.

Binge crafting during the day and binge drinking at night. TSM.

If I had a nickel for every time I told him I would give him his shirt back… TSM.

We’ve seen it all and done it all…we just can’t remember it all. TSM.

Summer is for rebounds, not relationships. TSM.