Refusing to mess up your manicure for reasons other than crafting. TSM.

“Can you take a picture of us?” TSM.

UPDATE: Using a TSM column as a source in your final paper and getting an A. TSM.

Growing your hair out to have a stronger hair flip. TSM.

Your shack shirt being worth more to you than your shack partner. TSM.

Showing off your first letter calling you to a standards meeting, but being scared shitless when you walk into it. TSM.

Having a nice personality doesn’t get you free drinks. TSM.