Writing a paper on alcohol-induced blackouts, because you have experienced more of those than the class lectures. TSM.
303
“Can you, like, not?” TSM.
472
Your best friends knowing exactly who you’re talking about when you say “Ugh, I hate everyone.” TSM.
504
A glass of wine a day keeps the boring away. TSM.
849
Designated “gossip time.” TSM.
313
It’s not about the pledges. It’s about the serenades. TSM.
595
“What should my caption be? I want it to be clever.” TSM.
Feeling genuinely insulted when someone doesn’t know who your big is. TSM.
He’s not in my heart, and he’s not in my head, but he’s hot, so I’ll let him in elsewhere. TSM.
This is PERFECT weather for a walk of shame. TSM.
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