Watching and smiling for a minute before you break up the fight two guys are having over you. TSM.

His pledges, my perks. TSM.

Margarita Monday. Tequila Tuesday. Wine Wednesday. Tonic Thursday. Fireball Friday. TSM.

Being the authority on all things sorority. TSM.

A glass of wine a day keeps the boring away. TSM.

Don’t plan a mixer they’ll never forget. Plan one they’ll never remember. TSM.

The automatic “You’re prettier. Not even just because you’re my friend.” TSM.

It’s not about the pledges. It’s about the serenades. TSM.

My little black book is full of cocktails. TSM.

Formals > Finals. TSM.