Spending more money on your little than you ever have on a boyfriend. TSM.

I tell him he loves me at least once a week. TSM.

Why can’t grad school have Greek life too? TSM.

Your dad and his buddies telling stories of their fraternity days, then urging you not to go by their old house. TSM.

All I want for Christmas is your lavaliere. TSM.

Remembering to skinny arm in pictures even when you’re blackout drunk. TSM.

Having sisters who can lift your mood no matter what. TSM.

I don’t use soda as a mixer, so I feel pretty healthy. TSM.

Pledge attire season is my favorite season. TSM.

Reading all TSM articles in Kristen Bell’s Gossip Girl voice. TSM.