Referring to those who don’t craft as the “glitterly impaired.” TSM.

Leaving lipstick marks on everything. TSM.

Knowing the way to his heart is through his liver. TSM.

Taking bedtime shots to celebrate a completed paper. TSM.

Not sure whether your school or sorority rivalry is stronger. TSM.

Pumpkin spice up your life. TSM.

Constantly having to switch between the English, Emoji, and Greek keyboards on your iPhone. TSM.

Bossing around fraternity pledges because you can’t boss your own. TSM.