Headband Headache. TSM.
Headband Headache. TSM.
“Oh, I like your outfit too, except when I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated.” TSM.
I wear heels bigger than your penis. TSM.
A year after graduation, my Frat Daddy became my Frat-tastic husband. After 3 years of marriage, we’re expecting our first legacy. Dreams do come true. TSM.
None of my friends got pregnant in high school. TSM.
I don’t dye my hair or starve myself to stay thin. I don’ t look down upon lower tier sororities. I’m not getting my MRS degree but an MBA instead. I can make a fantastic sandwich, award winning cupcakes and unbutton an Oxford and khakis with one hand. TSM.
Never had my belly button pierced. TSM.
Okay geed, you may think I “bought” my friends but at least I don’t have to take photos of myself in the bathroom just so there’s pictures of me on Facebook. TSM.
Feminism is for ugly girls. TSM.
Adopting an underprivileged teenager and having him become an NFL star. TSM.