Hey GDI girls, nothing tastes as good as skinny feels. TSM.
Hey GDI girls, nothing tastes as good as skinny feels. TSM.
The only way I will attract a suitable husband is if I study in the law library, wear nike running shorts, sorority T-shirts, am a public relations major, and don’t make eye contact with GDIs. TSM.
If you’re going to be two faced, sweetie, at least make one of them pretty. TSM.
We don’t want you if you’re fat, dress poorly, have roots, bad skin, bad nails, bad family income, or inappropriate facebook pictures, even though our facebook’s are 100 times worse than yours. Welcome to rush bitches. TSM.
I got an embroidery machine for my maid only so she can monogram every piece of clothing I have, including underwear.. “Interlocking script please, Gloria.” TSM.
Playing kings in the pool house with Lilly cards and Coors Light in a monogramed koozie. TSM.
Today my hippie liberal neighbor confided in my mom that she worries I rely too much on my looks. My mother’s response “you’re a 36 year old unwed mother who moved into her parents guest house. You obviously don’t know, but looks help.” Then we got manicures. TSM.
Womens rights ruined everything. TSM.
My lab can eat your Chiuaua you dumb GDI bitch. TSM.
Some girl asked why I was charging $50 for my party. I told her it wasn’t for the $100 bottles of burbon or the hand rolled cubans. It was to keep poor GDIs like her out. TSM.