Just found bottles of wine hidden around my house. Not sure if this is a grownup Easter egg hunt during Christmas or if past me was a genius. TSM.
Just found bottles of wine hidden around my house. Not sure if this is a grownup Easter egg hunt during Christmas or if past me was a genius. TSM.
Drinking in letters when you’re wine drunk around the house, because you’re wild and can’t be tamed. TSM.
Leggings: because you’re too hungover to be bothered by pants with established waistbands. TSM.
Searching for your keys and pulling multiple bows out of your purse instead. TSM.
Too busy planning your graduation cap to plan what happens once you toss it in the air. TSM.
Somewhere between psychotic and iconic. TSM.
Don’t you ever let someone treat you like a yellow Starburst. You are a pink Starburst. TSM.
I need a hug…e bottle of wine. TSM.
Turning up your music so your parents don’t hear your sister’s hungover pre-church puke. TSM.
Crying over spilled glitter. TSM.