Facebook doesn’t make it official. His credit card in your wallet does. TSM.
Facebook doesn’t make it official. His credit card in your wallet does. TSM.
“I’m not into exercise. If God wanted me to bend over he would put diamonds on the floor.” -Joan Rivers. TSM.
Using the last 1% of your battery to finish your sext. TSM.
Your C being as good as everyone else’s A. TFM. Your A’s being as good as everyone else’s C’s. TSM.
Making it to the 8am tailgate, but not your 8am class. TSM.
Taking “you’re such a stereotypical sorority girl” as a compliment. TSM.
I’m fluent in English, sarcasm, passive aggressiveness, and flirting. TSM.
Your little coming to you for advice on how to trick her little before reveal. TSM.
“She’s like a less hot, GDI version of me.” TSM.
I’m not like regular bigs. I’m a cool big. TSM.