Having an entire fraternity whipped. TSM.

Already having a standards meeting set up for after spring break. TSTC.

Standards: You need to take down that tweet.
Me: But it got so many RTs and likes.
Standards: You have to.
Me: I’ll take the fine. TSM.

My hobbies include getting sent to standards. TSM.

Bringing your camelback with you to a booty call so you’re not too thirsty. TSM.

Only going to class in the rain because your Hunter boots match your jacket. TSM.

Making sure you pack letters for spring break. TSM.

When security has to pat down your sock bun. TSM.

“I’m not sleeping here tonight.”
“Where are you sleeping?”
“I’m not sure yet, I just know it won’t be here.” TSTC.

Fake blondes and real bonds. TSM.