I didn’t pay for my friends. I paid for my Instagram likes. TSM.

FOWAGO: Fear Of Wasting A Good Outfit. TSM.

Life’s a mess. Makeup’s on point. #TSM

Can’t I just be a cuddlepiece with t-shirt privileges? TSM.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, who the hell are you? TSM.

Elle Woods would’ve proven Casey Anthony was guilty. TSM.

Mirror, mirror on the wall, make him rich and make him tall. TSM.

Always the ex-girlfriend the parents miss the most. TSM.

I’m not a slampiece, I’m a take-home-to-meet-the-fam-piece. TSM.

Okay geed, you may think I “bought” my friends but at least I don’t have to take photos of myself in the bathroom just so there’s pictures of me on Facebook. TSM.