I’d wish him the best, but he already had it. TSM.

Getting more likes on his Instagram post than his ex did. TSM.

I have a seat in hell with my monogram on it. TSM.

Putting Tinder in the shopping folder on your phone. TSM.

Referring to fall as Fireball season. TSM.

Trusting your big with your life, but not your alcohol. TSM.

Doing your hair and makeup so you can snap him back. TSM.

If you have to ask whether you should text him, you probably shouldn’t, and you probably will. TSM.

You can keep my dignity, and I’ll keep your t-shirt. TSM.

Having more sorority events than school assignments in your planner. TSTC.