Picking your bridesmaids before you pick the groom. TSM.

If it doesn’t fit, it’s ugly anyway. TSM.

There needs to be a Facebook Family option for ‘Big’ and ‘Little.’ TSM.

I wear a bow in my hair because I’m a prize to be won. TSM.

She’s a good girl, loves her mama. Loves Jesus and America too. TSM.

Disregard men. Acquire Yurman. TSM.

A year after graduation, my Frat Daddy became my Frat-tastic husband. After 3 years of marriage, we’re expecting our first legacy. Dreams do come true. TSM.

My sorority was founded before “sorority” was even a word. TSM.

None of my friends got pregnant in high school. TSM.

Okay geed, you may think I “bought” my friends but at least I don’t have to take photos of myself in the bathroom just so there’s pictures of me on Facebook. TSM.