Treating frat pledges like they’re your own. TSM.

We all have three iPhone keyboards: English, Greek, and Emoji. TSM.

Getting married before the age of 25 sounds a lot like leaving a party before 10:00. TSM.

Always wearing lace just in case. TSM.

I’m not actually funny, I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking. TSM.

Wait, let me find a better picture of him… TSM.

Being voted Sweetheart because I’m actually friends with the guys, not because I sleep with them. TSM.

I looked hot today. He missed out. TSM.

Get your hoop earrings the fuck away from me. TSM.

Hazing. TFM. Spoiling. TSM.