Ohh bless your simple little heart. You tried much too hard at being clever, and you missed the mark by a long shot, little girl.
All I read in your shallow, contrived, grammar-butchered, wanna-be-cutesie pile of shit is that the only qualifications for being a sorostitute are being the hottest girls who live at bars and the pool. Way to represent, girl. True southern belle you are.
I also see what you did there by using two pictures that have gotten the most positive responses to try and distract us from your retarded column. It’s fucking weird that you are trying so hard at advertising “THE hottest” crop of freshman girls to your so called fratdaddies.
Don’t worry hunnie, your time will come. It’s called your late 30s. You’re welcome 🙂
cha cha cha
Yeah but that takes the point out of abbrevs. Especially when they just complicate it.
It’s ‘cazh’. Weird, I know.
Terrorist.
hah yup
XL tee and leggings ? Really ? What are you homeless ?
then order what you want before they fuckin ask you. no need to be a bitch to someone who is serving you food.
…. i guess you don’t actually drink enough to know that shitty alcohol makes for terrible hangovers.
omg evian water is so sratty
good for you for being organized, but how did this make it on here ? it’s not even cute; looks like a 12 year old did this.
ew
Ohh bless your simple little heart. You tried much too hard at being clever, and you missed the mark by a long shot, little girl.
All I read in your shallow, contrived, grammar-butchered, wanna-be-cutesie pile of shit is that the only qualifications for being a sorostitute are being the hottest girls who live at bars and the pool. Way to represent, girl. True southern belle you are.
I also see what you did there by using two pictures that have gotten the most positive responses to try and distract us from your retarded column. It’s fucking weird that you are trying so hard at advertising “THE hottest” crop of freshman girls to your so called fratdaddies.
Fuck yourself.
collar looks a little tight
what the hell is this ??
shut the fuck up
good plan
why do you think posting whorish TSMs are TSM ??
you betch
Bigger deposits. BetterTSM.