Why do I buy so many t-shirts? I don’t. TSM.

“Can you send me that picture?” TSM.

If you have to ask if it’s too early to drink, you’re an amateur and we can’t be friends. TSM.

Doing it for the Insta likes. TSM.

Bedazzling your hot pink beer bong. TSM.

The Rowdy Gentlemen advertisement trying to convince us not to steal shirts by giving us our own line. TSTC.

Wearing letters on vaca in hopes you meet a sister from another chapter. TSM.