Knowing it’s getting serious when you’re upgraded from shacker shirt to shacker sweatshirt. TSM.

Sorry, I’m late. I was procraftinating. TSM.

The calories don’t count if you can’t remember them. TSM.

“I’m too pretty for that.” TSM.

Life’s a mess. Makeup’s on point. #TSM

“Lord, grant me the caffeine to handle the things I can, and the wine to handle the things I can’t.” TSM.