“I really need him to text me back just so I can ignore him.” TSM.

Spending more time and effort getting recruitment ready than you ever did getting prom ready in high school. TSM.

Disaffiliation period is basically code for you have nothing to wear. TSM.

Only going to the gym so you can justify two extra beers and Taco Bell later. TSM.

When your little finally ends her term as chapter president and can start publically day drinking with you again. TSM.

All is fair in love, war, and recruitment. TSM.

USA swimmer Kathleen Baker having someone scuba dive in the Olympic pool to find her pearl earring that she lost when racing. TSM.

Being the one who provides the wine and the craft supplies. TSM.