I’m not a slampiece, I’m a take-home-to-meet-the-fam-piece. TSM.

If a guy hurts my friend I’ll hurt him back. If he hurts my little I’ll ruin him. TSM.

Needing a finger snap emoji more than anything. TSM.

If my little doesn’t like you, I don’t either. TSM.

Wearing other fraternities’ shirts to your booty call so he does think he’s *too* special. TSM.

Swiping right because he has a dog in the picture. TSM.

Do I like him or is he just tall? TSM.

“Do you play any sports?” “Does Greek Week count?” TSM.