I remember i got a spray tan for my eighth grade prom because i wanted to cover the tan lines since i was wearing a strapless dress. I got the spray tan literally HOURS before the prom. Not to mention the hair dresser decided to brush out my curls after he was done and made my hair poofy. That plus the fact that i was chubby just made me look like a little oompa loompa. And i sweated a lot during the dance and i remember my face just being a sweaty orange mess. oh the memories!
As a very soon to be Junior who had still been obsessed with her HS ex. Sure there were other guys the past 2 years. Thing is he goes to a really shitty school about an hour away from my awesome school so he’d turn up in bars MY bars. But this summer instead of going home, I got a shitty beach apartment with several other girls and we all did just what you did. 100% Bloackage. We would have news at the beach spots we worked at every damn week. Today honestly was the first time I thought about him in months (thanks a lot VR). Of course I did a total social media scan on him only to find out he failed out of school and has to move to Florida!!!!!!!
Blue eyed blonde literally gives me life
I have a small penis 🙁
Omg. I needed to read this so badly right now. Thank you so much.
They were meant to be since the first week. They’re so stinking cute!
How pathetic.
Oh just fuck me up.
Id lick her labia
it’s totally true too. xD
This article is genius. 10/10 very impressed, would read again
Proud to call her sister⛵️
Fuck Zeta
My weight caused me to not get mine until 17 years old, and everyone made fun of me for it when I was like lol rather not have gut wrenching cramps
wine never lets me down :’)
Show me the science behind “consuming more hormones leads to premature development” please
I remember i got a spray tan for my eighth grade prom because i wanted to cover the tan lines since i was wearing a strapless dress. I got the spray tan literally HOURS before the prom. Not to mention the hair dresser decided to brush out my curls after he was done and made my hair poofy. That plus the fact that i was chubby just made me look like a little oompa loompa. And i sweated a lot during the dance and i remember my face just being a sweaty orange mess. oh the memories!
This was on point. Accurate, funny, and the ending was sooo cute!
news*= new boys
As a very soon to be Junior who had still been obsessed with her HS ex. Sure there were other guys the past 2 years. Thing is he goes to a really shitty school about an hour away from my awesome school so he’d turn up in bars MY bars. But this summer instead of going home, I got a shitty beach apartment with several other girls and we all did just what you did. 100% Bloackage. We would have news at the beach spots we worked at every damn week. Today honestly was the first time I thought about him in months (thanks a lot VR). Of course I did a total social media scan on him only to find out he failed out of school and has to move to Florida!!!!!!!
If they are overweight, they are probably consuming more artificial hormones just like home girl said…
This may be my all time favorite article. It resonates with me on a spiritual level.