While you’re at it, maybe stop being pieces of shit too. We all know breakups suck, but don’t let it bring out the worst in you. Stop trying to spite him. He doesn’t care, and neither should you. Leave his new girlfriend alone. She didn’t do anything to you. You’re not together anymore, so why should you care? Just move on. It’s that simple.
Bonus point: Don’t be loud. Guys hate girls that try to raise their voice to get attention and interrupt them in conversations. My strategy is to keep relatively quiet, and then occasionally drop something really clever, blowing their minds.
#Blessed
I bet you say “I’m not like other girls” a lot.
Thank you! God!
The number one thing you should know is that it’s NOT a novel; it’s the script of “The Cursed Child”. Just an fyi so your expectations are accurate.
While you’re at it, maybe stop being pieces of shit too. We all know breakups suck, but don’t let it bring out the worst in you. Stop trying to spite him. He doesn’t care, and neither should you. Leave his new girlfriend alone. She didn’t do anything to you. You’re not together anymore, so why should you care? Just move on. It’s that simple.
“Pale uggo?” I’m happy with my pale skin tyvm
BRB, currently planning my next Halloween costume…
CC Cream is my new boo. 10/10 would marry.
Desperate times call for desperate measures
same. literally every one of them.
Bonus point: Don’t be loud. Guys hate girls that try to raise their voice to get attention and interrupt them in conversations. My strategy is to keep relatively quiet, and then occasionally drop something really clever, blowing their minds.
All of this reads exactly like my high school ex-bff. SO true
That’s what every sorority says when giving house tour, especially during recruitment.
Well there goes my nutella fantasy
Okay I love the article (and flatforms) but the typos really bothered me
Who leaves a tampon in long enough to wonder that?
I tried (;
Your username makes this article even better
Bless this article I’ve been wearing flatforms for years and I’m so ready for the trend to start
sooo disturbed