Guys, I need your help. This guy and I were “dating” for like over a month but didn’t tell anyone and we had a stupid argument and resolved it within the week but now he’s gone like two weeks without telling me if we’re still dating or not.
However, Thursday’s karaoke night. I tried to send him some messages last time but they clearly didn’t work out. What songs should I sing this time if I really really want to still date him?
ugh she’s not whining. I’ve done every butt blast, booty zumba, spin out there and spend at least 6 hours a week at the gym. yes my butt it tight and not saggy but I will never have anything other than a flat but tight and toned ass.
Okay, I have SOME shred of sympathy for people who do GoFundMes for emergency pet bills. I still won’t donate any money, but I get it, shit’s expensive. The people who piss me off are the motherfuckers who start a GoFundMe for their fucking study abroad trips. Those people can just fuck right off and stay in their goddamn lane. If you can’t afford to study abroad, don’t sign up to study abroad, dipshit
a-fucking-men. My close friend or family has some thing serious sure. Even if it is a pet sure. A distant friend house burns down or something sure. But just no to any request that doesn’t take simple planning to prevent. Pet, renters and life insurance is CHEAP.
I clicked on this expecting some thing beyond stupid but I felt you the entire way. I had drank a few times but not really bc strict parents and the only 2 times I did drink I got in so much fucking trouble. However the summer before senior hs (after the guy I pledged my dying love to for 3 years left for Marine boot camp and then asked me not to wait *still makes me cring/gag/ want to cry* I met this cool guy at a house party where my friends who had already graduated and some who had the year before this were at. He was cool, he was getting an apartment in Athens, GA for fucks sake. While that party was kinda lame. He then took me to my first real house party with kegs and college kids. Filled with all the seniors I admired when I was 14 and GD was looking hot. They fawned over me and invited me to visit their various colleges and bragged about the srat life. I did my first keg stand and felt invincible. We broke up by September but he took me to my first real college parties, he even got me a fake ID. It was freeing and amazing. Preach girl preach. Everyone needs an experience similar.
I remember being the one who made a big deal over my bfs sexual past until i realized how childish it was.Everyone has a past and many have past sexual partners.The only thing that matters is how they treat you and value your relationship.
If you’re blessed with perfect tits, you’re halfway to having both! If you’re “blessed” with a perfect ass, you’re a few thousand away from having both…
You know that an ass can be made right? For free, at the gym? Sounds like you are whining, when with a little bit of work, you would be the perfect package. You got this!
It’s impossible to not read it in Gossip Girl’s voice✨✨
I automatically read this whole article in Kristen Bell’s voice in my head
I blame the Kardashians.
Also Victoria’s Secret models. There all A’s.
Marry the ass, buy the tits.
What a great “rereation”
Guys, I need your help. This guy and I were “dating” for like over a month but didn’t tell anyone and we had a stupid argument and resolved it within the week but now he’s gone like two weeks without telling me if we’re still dating or not.
However, Thursday’s karaoke night. I tried to send him some messages last time but they clearly didn’t work out. What songs should I sing this time if I really really want to still date him?
I sincerely hope I am this much fun when I’m their age
Also working out can make your boobs smaller, losing weight all around means losing some boob too. You get one or the other, not usually both
ugh she’s not whining. I’ve done every butt blast, booty zumba, spin out there and spend at least 6 hours a week at the gym. yes my butt it tight and not saggy but I will never have anything other than a flat but tight and toned ass.
Okay, I have SOME shred of sympathy for people who do GoFundMes for emergency pet bills. I still won’t donate any money, but I get it, shit’s expensive. The people who piss me off are the motherfuckers who start a GoFundMe for their fucking study abroad trips. Those people can just fuck right off and stay in their goddamn lane. If you can’t afford to study abroad, don’t sign up to study abroad, dipshit
PREEEAAAACHH! With a flat ass and bigger boobs this is the story of my life
a-fucking-men. My close friend or family has some thing serious sure. Even if it is a pet sure. A distant friend house burns down or something sure. But just no to any request that doesn’t take simple planning to prevent. Pet, renters and life insurance is CHEAP.
I clicked on this expecting some thing beyond stupid but I felt you the entire way. I had drank a few times but not really bc strict parents and the only 2 times I did drink I got in so much fucking trouble. However the summer before senior hs (after the guy I pledged my dying love to for 3 years left for Marine boot camp and then asked me not to wait *still makes me cring/gag/ want to cry* I met this cool guy at a house party where my friends who had already graduated and some who had the year before this were at. He was cool, he was getting an apartment in Athens, GA for fucks sake. While that party was kinda lame. He then took me to my first real house party with kegs and college kids. Filled with all the seniors I admired when I was 14 and GD was looking hot. They fawned over me and invited me to visit their various colleges and bragged about the srat life. I did my first keg stand and felt invincible. We broke up by September but he took me to my first real college parties, he even got me a fake ID. It was freeing and amazing. Preach girl preach. Everyone needs an experience similar.
I remember being the one who made a big deal over my bfs sexual past until i realized how childish it was.Everyone has a past and many have past sexual partners.The only thing that matters is how they treat you and value your relationship.
Finally, someone said it
Good for him, everyone should have standards.
If you’re blessed with perfect tits, you’re halfway to having both! If you’re “blessed” with a perfect ass, you’re a few thousand away from having both…
You know that an ass can be made right? For free, at the gym? Sounds like you are whining, when with a little bit of work, you would be the perfect package. You got this!
Obligatory, “show us your tits!”
This is so perfect and i relate to this everyday of my life