I am extremely disappointed in the quality of this article. Perpetuating the stereotype of a weak sexualized women being the most attractive to the male audience does nothing for college women in this day and age.
This is so true!! I have a male bestie and doing anything in the sexual pleasuring way would be like doing your older brother!!! He has your back more than any girl will
Although an extended length recruitment where PNMs visit EVERY sorority over a few weeks (allowing them to have more time getting to know girls in each chapter) could be a good solution
While I think some of your pieces make you sound like an entitled bitch, this was pure gold and is exactly what this website needs. Keep it up.
Did the “at least that’s what a guy told me” right after it not give it away as a joke?
I was literally on my way to the doctor for just that and I think I had a heart attack.
This really made me want cookie dough
Great, yet another fucking thing women have to worry about.
Praying for all the poor souls who couldn’t tell this was hilarious satire.
(Especially after the trash can bit, really ladies???)
Came to the comments to judge all the people who can’t recognize sarcasm
This is hilarious
Really hoping this is sarcastic
TLAM
I am extremely disappointed in the quality of this article. Perpetuating the stereotype of a weak sexualized women being the most attractive to the male audience does nothing for college women in this day and age.
The cookie dough cafe makes special cookie dough that is made to eat raw!! It’s the best!
Omg chad, Evan, and jubilee. so hype
This is so perfect
I do it because other girls judge the shit out of you lol
This is definitely satire…
This is so true!! I have a male bestie and doing anything in the sexual pleasuring way would be like doing your older brother!!! He has your back more than any girl will
Although an extended length recruitment where PNMs visit EVERY sorority over a few weeks (allowing them to have more time getting to know girls in each chapter) could be a good solution
I thought this article was going to be good… then I read that you thought guys were more intelligent than girls and lost all respect for your opinion
This would only be viable at a school where Greek life isn’t a big deal and there are only a few chapters to choose from