unofficial assumed assumption from my not qualified ass: I’m guessing a lot of people would spend more money on that extra day off (I know I would because I’d actually have the time to shop/go out to eat/etc) so that’d be a lot more money going into the economy. So let’s do it.
I was shopping for bras in the kid’s section until Sophomore year of college when mine suddenly came in and went up like 3 sizes, which could be he case here since she’s only 19. But I gotta say they do look a little TOO perfectly round to be just “period boobs”.
Waaaaaayyyy too clingy for my taste. But if she’s the kind that likes that crap it’s probably a good gift. Now who wants to make bets on when they’ll break up?
This article is like my spirit animal.
I was totally expecting there to be a ring in the middle box lol
Cringing at the fact that I said “assumed assumption” wtf
unofficial assumed assumption from my not qualified ass: I’m guessing a lot of people would spend more money on that extra day off (I know I would because I’d actually have the time to shop/go out to eat/etc) so that’d be a lot more money going into the economy. So let’s do it.
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I was shopping for bras in the kid’s section until Sophomore year of college when mine suddenly came in and went up like 3 sizes, which could be he case here since she’s only 19. But I gotta say they do look a little TOO perfectly round to be just “period boobs”.
before watching the video I thought it was going to be a mold of his dick wow was I shocked
You get me
Going to school here, I know we are a big party school but we also produce some of the nations greatest so idk why it’s such a big deal now
Waaaaaayyyy too clingy for my taste. But if she’s the kind that likes that crap it’s probably a good gift. Now who wants to make bets on when they’ll break up?
I’d be mostly concerned that my bf was gay after a gift like that
This was like reading my thoughts hahah loved it
This is the cutest thing ever omg
Kind of a miserable take on the author’s part here.
Hopefully your boyfriend knows how lucky he is
#7… imma need one of those air fresheners to get the ‘wet girlfriend’ smell out of my car
That stripper doesn’t want your man sweetheart, she wants his money. She’s just doing her job, this is stupid AF.
Only thing is that puppy smooches are WAY more likely to give you intestinal worms… Not down
Finally
Great article jo.