Boys being called by their last names is such a turn-on. TSM.

The difference between me and her is I can make him smile with my clothes on. TSM.

Looking at yourself way too often when Skyping. TSM.

Instantly becoming best friends after a drunken conversation in the bathroom at a party. TSM.

Before you can play “Say Yes To The Dress” you have to spend a lot of time playing “Say No To The Bro.” TSM.

My degree is not a back-up-plan. It’s a passion. I went to college to learn how to save lives, not bake pies. I already knew how to do that. TSM.

Elle Woods would’ve proven Casey Anthony was guilty. TSM.

McDonald’s in Walmart, GDI. Starbucks in Target, TSM.

Had a bad day, bought some Coors. TFM. Had a bad day, bought some Kors. TSM.

Going to the gym to actually sweat, and going to school to actually get an education. TSM.