There needs to be a Facebook Family option for ‘Big’ and ‘Little.’ TSM.

If you’re not mentioned in Luke Bryan’s “Sorority Girls” then you’re not a real sorority. TSM.

Headband Headache. TSM.

None of my friends got pregnant in high school. TSM.

The only boys that can get below my Mason-Dixon Line are those who have pledged under it. TSM.

I’m a Hepburn, not a Hilton. TSM.

Knowing that a sarcastic tone and the word “classy” is the most effective insult. TSM.

Afternoon tee time. TFM. Afternoon tea time. TSM.

Adopting an underprivileged teenager and having him become an NFL star. TSM.

Being a Jackie, not a Marilyn. TSM.