“I don’t even care if I get arrested. I’ve been wanting a cute mugshot lately.” TSM.

Preferring pre-law boys to pre-med boys, because it’s less schooling and more First Lady potential. TSM.

Knowing when your boyfriend’s formal is before he does. TSM.

Drunkenly painting your nails and waking up to what can only be described as The Great Nail Polish Massacre of 2015. TSM.

Having two dresser drawers dedicated to sorority shirts. TSM.