“Can you give me a different t-shirt? I’m too ugly to wear letters right now.” TSM.
“Can you give me a different t-shirt? I’m too ugly to wear letters right now.” TSM.
“You follow her? Let me stalk her Insta on your phone because she’s private.” TSM.
The Snapchat story lasted longer than the “relationship.” TSM.
Having a “recruitment voice.” TSM.
“Save it and send it to me.” TSM.
Starting off your juice cleanse with mimosas. TSM.
Your sorority having its own geotag on campus. TSM.
I haven’t slept with anyone all summer. I’m basically a virgin. TSM.