Playing kings in the pool house with Lilly cards and Coors Light in a monogramed koozie. TSM.
Playing kings in the pool house with Lilly cards and Coors Light in a monogramed koozie. TSM.
Daddy got me an iPad, I have no idea how to use it. I’m currently in class using it to look at TFM. TSM.
Hooked up with the KA president. Currently wearing only three Yurman bracelets and my state of Texas necklace. TSM.
Today my hippie liberal neighbor confided in my mom that she worries I rely too much on my looks. My mother’s response “you’re a 36 year old unwed mother who moved into her parents guest house. You obviously don’t know, but looks help.” Then we got manicures. TSM.
Womens rights ruined everything. TSM.
Being a slampiece and having a fratpiece. TSM.
My favorite part about rush week is that only Greeks are in town. TSM.
Every one of my bridesmaids will be wearing a Southern Proper headband that compliments each groomsman’s Southern Proper beau tie. TSM.
My lab can eat your Chiuaua you dumb GDI bitch. TSM.
Asics in your sorority colors. TSM.
My mom was like, why don’t do you date someone other than fraternity guys? And I was like Mom, because GDI’s suck. TSM.
My advisor told me it was irrelevant to put that I am a fraternity sweetheart on my resume. I told her maybe that is why she works as a college advisor. TSM.
Jack Rogers. TSM.
Rush is interesting. Better after I popped my Addie cause I couldn’t remember names for shit! We’ve had like 800 girls go through so far, some cute, some straight up ninjas. TSM.
Some girl asked why I was charging $50 for my party. I told her it wasn’t for the $100 bottles of burbon or the hand rolled cubans. It was to keep poor GDIs like her out. TSM.
Daddyyyyyy. TSM.
Yes, Lilly did make our sorority it’s own print. TSM.
One of the girls got knocked up by a frat daddy. She’s now single and a GDI… Babies=Not Frat. TSM.
Yes my shoes cost more than your whole outfit combined and no we can’t be Facebook friends. You wreak of cheap perfume and poverty. TSM.
laugh all you want GDI but my date’s pants were not salmon, they were Nantucket Red. TSM.