Recruitment time is like lent. I chose to give up eating. TSM.
Recruitment time is like lent. I chose to give up eating. TSM.
My sorority composite photograph is now the ID photo on my concealed weapon permit. TSM.
I plan my eating schedule around my drinking schedule. TSM.
Broke my phone last night and have to go get a new one, but I’m still too drunk to drive. TSM.
Saying, “I really hope you find a place where you fit in.” right as a rushee was walking out. Must have slipped… TSM.
Majoring in PR so I can work for my Daddy after college & live in the house he already built for me. Until I marry my frat daddy. Then, he can work for my Dad while I shop, lunch & play tennis all day. Keeping the family business alive. TSM.
The three open web pages on my iPhone 4 are TFM, my sorority website, and Lilly Pulitzer. TSM.
My daddy bought me a new iPad for school and the first 3 words I added into spell-check were “fratty”, “fugly” and “TSM”. TSM.
The night of my first date party my big sister made out with my date… so did her big. It’s ok though, I was home passed out and never even made it to the function. TSM.
I’m still trying to understand the concept of a non-profit organization, while simultaneously wondering what gdi thought that was good idea. TSM.
I weigh 105 pounds and wear adult large t-shirts. TSM.
Black Z71 Frathoes are the key to my heart. TSM.
The Star Spangled Banner makes my nipples hard. TSM.
I majored in Elementary Education to get my Mrs. degree, marry a fratdaddy, and never have to work. TSM.
Mimosas before mass. TSM.
Senior year getting high before bid day reveal with your sister and then ignoring the new members because you dont feel like talking to them. TSM.
Went to the school bowling alley today… to get a beer… which I then put in a to go cup to bring to class. TSM.
Paying 500 dollars for the reserved parking deck in order to minimize the chance I’ll actually have to park next to GDI’s. TSM.
Broke it off with my Northern fratpiece. My Daddy’s bird dog had better manners. TSM.
Emergen-C in a margarita. TSM.