$1000 allowance.. plus Daddy’s credit card. TSM.
$1000 allowance.. plus Daddy’s credit card. TSM.
Reading TFM turns me on. TSM.
…even my vibrator is monogrammed. TSM.
Teaching our pledges to laugh at the sleeve thief victims on campus. TSM.
I only wear a bow in my hair to look innocent and fool the housemom while it’s actually screaming “come back to the srat house. I’m DTF”. TSM.
Getting a legacy to spill her boy and booze stories during recruitment and acting like you give a shit in order to write BSE on her note card. TSM.
Missing the first football game to go grouper fishing; it’s okay though, the Grady gets satellite. TSM.
Expecting to be called Doll, Darlin’, or Sweetheart daily. TSM.
Paying overnight shipping to get my custom jacks in before rush. TSM.
Frat Rush is for tricking. Formals are for shacking. Spring Break is for cheating. Sratting is for a lifetime. TSM.
I always take my B.C. with goose and tonic. TSM.
The first thing I do when I meet a frat daddy is picture what our monogram would look like if we got married. TSM.
Right now my little sister has it narrowed down to 3 or 4 sororities she likes…. She’s 11. TSM.
Never having to open a door on campus. TSM.
New Text Message: I just put $1,000 in for the week. Love you! Mom. TSM.
When I have to fill out “race” I’m tempted to check “other” and write W.A.S.P. TSM.
Megyn Kelly. TSM.
No, I do not need a copy of my receipt. TSM.
A girl asked where I got my skirt and I told her it was Lilly. She replies with, “what’s that?” I moved seats. TSM.
Ocean gods took my VV croakies today…walked back to my beach bag and pulled out my spare. TSM.