9. He’s A Bitch
You know what’s the opposite of hot? Watching someone degrade your man and have him just sit there and take it. This is why it’s so damn difficult to date a pledge. Forget that he doesn’t have time to pay attention to you all the time and that he showers less frequently than you’d like and always looks tired and haggard…the real issue is the fact that if someone calls him douche stain, tells him to go jump into the fountain and then roll around in dirt, he will do it, without hesitation, and call his tormenter sir. Even realizing that the current object of your affections once did those things can make you wince (but permanently burning that image in your mind is a good way to get over an asshole if you need to). It’s just so….beta. And SO unattractive. Of course it goes beyond pledgeship…if he has some shit job, or even worse if he does everything you say. Yuck. I’m so not into guys who are whipped. Like, I’m half your size, if you can’t even stand up to me, how are you EVER going to stand up for me?
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