Frat Daddy Issues. TSM.

Everyone calling you by the name of your alter ego when you get drunk. TSM.

Thanking the high heavens his pledges weren’t initiated before the first snowfall, because you were not about to shovel yourself. TSM.

Needing a separate drawer for all the t-shirts and sweatshirts you’ve stolen from old boyfriends. TSM.

I make them bad boys go good. TSM.

Having known she was going to be your little since the first day of recruitment. TSM.

Telling your family to get you Michael’s gift cards for Christmas because you can’t afford all the crafting on your own. TSM.

Getting sent to standards when you are head of standards. TSM.

Bitching about the snow all day long, but then stopping to take a picture in it on the quad because you’re in letters. TSM.

Blocking your standards chair. TSM.

Knowing that alumni weekend means a blackout weekend. TSM.

Finding it ironic that guys ask you to haze their pledges when you would never think of hazing your own. TSM.

On composite day, I look ready for formal from the neck up and ready for the gym from the neck down. TSM.

Kill them with craftiness. TSM.

Taylor Swift referencing “Mean Girls” in her Blank Space video. TSM.

Sorority girls taking over campus coffee shops from now until March. TSM.

Having access to a fraternity’s top secret Facebook group. TSM.

Not having a meal plan because you have a boyfriend. TSM.

Trying to figure out what you and your little were called to standards for, then realizing only one of you was caught for each indiscretion. TSM.

Owning the cutest ugly sweater for Christmas. TSM.