Being nicknamed “Waldo,” because no one ever knows where you are Sunday morning. TSTC.

Glitter bombing a fraternity house as part of a prank war. TSM.

Oh, Starbucks. It’s always red cup season. TSM.

Having nightmares about standards. TSM.

Auctioning off formal dates to sisters on your chapter’s Facebook page. TSM.

Being the “you would” girl in your sorority. TSM.

Being banned from a fraternity’s formal because you went too hard the year before. TSM.

Never doing the walk of shame…because you always get a ride home. TSM.

Coming to initiation hungover after telling your little not to come to initiation hungover. TSM.

“Is that a thing?” TSM.

I only took like four shots because I’m a sober sister tonight. TSM.

Dammit. I really thought I was sober. TSM.

Can I get philanthropy hours for volunteering to be sober sister? TSM.

Your nickname being Stan, short for standards, because you’re always there. TSM.

When in doubt, tutu it out. TSM.

Getting really worried when you’re notified “______ has tagged you in 15 photos.” TSM.

Giving a hickey to mark your territory. TSM.

Being the brunch queen. TSM.

No shame November. TSM.

Knowing his fraternity’s calendar better than he does. TSM.