Being invited to your favorite fraternity’s brotherhood events. TSM.

I’m not like regular bigs. I’m a cool big. TSM.

Corrupting the younger generations. TSM.

When you haven’t slept in your own bed in days. TSTC.

So You Think You Can Even. TSM.

My room was clean, until I had to find an outfit. TSM.

Refusing to wear real jeans once you’ve worn jeggings. TSM.

“I know who your big is.” TSM.

Going through your most recent photos to make sure you look good before adding the hot kid from class. TSM.

Feeling like it’s your duty to buy anything with fraternity letters you find at the thrift store. TSM.

Your hookup making you breakfast before you go home. TSM.

Becoming a “Big” on TSM just before becoming in real life. TSM.

Feeling personally offended when someone says they don’t like your favorite fraternity. TSM.

Taking off last night’s makeup, only to put on tonight’s makeup. TSM.

Because I’m a senior, that’s why. TSTC.

“I feel like you’re official without actually being official.” TSM.

Having class when you’re not in class. TSM.

Making up irrelevant alliterations so you can drink every day of the week. TSM.

Blocking the standards board and president from your Snapchat stories. TSM.

Perfecting the art of hiding your drink while taking photos. TSM.