Trying to explain your not-boyfriend to your ob-gyn. TSM.

I need a white wine emoji almost as badly as I need a white wine. TSM.

I’ve never met a man I couldn’t find on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. TSM.

Promising to give his shirt back even though you have no intention of ever doing so. TSM.

“I’d rather make memories than the Dean’s list.” TSTC.

Always being part of a power couple. TSM

It’s only a walk of shame if he’s bottom tier. TSM.

Wearing your shack shirt as a swimsuit coverup. TSM.

Waking up wearing nothing but pearls. TSM.

Information girl. NS. Hair flip girl. TSTC.

Having a “what’s yours is mine” mentality when it comes to his t-shirts. TSM.

Your phone autocorrecting “brunette” to “Burnett’s.” TSM.

Laying awake at 3am on a Wednesday because you’re still on your rage schedule. TSM.

Asking your sisters for sexting advice. TSTC.

Procraftinating. TSM.

Being groomed for your chapter position from the moment you receive your bid. TSM.

Taking a sip of your drink every time someone addresses the chapter. TSM.

Being the new girlfriend’s least favorite ex-girlfriend. TSTC.

Quinoa. TSM.

More likely to have scrapbook paper than graphing paper. TSTC.