Wearing philanthropy shirts to events you were to drunk to make it to. TSTC.

“He never officially asked me to be his wife, but he never asked me to not be his wife either, so things are going pretty well.” TSM.

Refusing to wear open-toed shoes without a perfect pedicure. TSM.

Waking up from a blackout with a boyfriend. TSM.

Love the wine you drink. Drink the wine you love. TSM.

Your future boss telling you you got the job prior to the interview. TSM.

Writing a paper on alcohol-induced blackouts, because you have experienced more of those than the class lectures. TSM.

Toasting shots “to sisterhood.” TSM.

The liquor store cashier asking for your number instead of your ID. TSM.

Knowing your roommates’ food orders by heart. TSM.

Judging that one girl who tries way too hard to be sweetheart. TSM.

Out-drinking your formal date. TSM.

Forgetting you’re not actually related to your big. TSM.

“How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.” -A.A. Milne. TSM.

Wearing pink, because the 10th anniversary of Mean Girls falls on Wednesday. TSM.

Drinking like a freshman to forget you’re a senior. TSM.

Skipping class because you ran out of K-cups. TSM.

Having a love/hate relationship with your exec position. TSM.

Stressing out about how to decorate your cap for graduation. TSM.

Your teacher telling you that his favorite day of the semester was your 21st birthday, when you came in and shotgunned a beer. TSM.