Knowing that if he was a perfect pledge, he’ll be a perfect boyfriend. TSM.

Making out with the DJ so he’ll play your song. TSM.

Going into full cyber-stalking mode while roll is called. TSM.

Remembering which month you hooked up with a guy by what kind of shack shirt you got from him. TSM.

Hooking up with a guy because his mom was in your sorority. TSM.

Going to formal with a pledge. Going home with the president. TSTC.

Sending pictures of your potential formal dates to your mom so she can chose. TSM.

Never having to pay the cover. TSM.

Pregaming your pedicure. TSM.

That raging jealousy you feel when your big takes a picture with another girl in your pledge class. TSM.

Piss me off and I’ll put glitter in your AC vents. TSM.

Speaking at a fraternity chapter meeting and trying not to think about how many of them you’ve made out with. TSM.

Using Starbucks sample cups as shot glasses. TSM.

I like my men well-raised and well-hazed. TSM.

Wearing letters during the whole month of April because it’s college visiting month. TSM.

Rocking sex hair at his philanthropy event. TSM.

Discussing blow job etiquette during etiquette dinner. TSTC.

Taking full advantage of the fact that you won’t be sent to standards the last month of senior year. TSM.

Turning fraternity brothers into eskimo brothers. TSTC.

Ending your senior year with a candle pass. TSM.