Dedicating an entire board on Pinterest to hangover cures. TSM.

Having more control over the chapter than E-Board. TSM.

Inheriting your big’s sass. TSM.

Losing your keys, ID, and virginity somewhere inside a fraternity house. TSM.

Matching on Tinder after you’ve already hooked up. TSTC.

Contouring your collar bones for composites. TSM.

Giving up Tinder for Lent. TSM.

Having full control over him with just one look. TSM.

Watching Netflix and logging “study hours.” TSM.

The one-part kidding, one-part passive aggressive, one-part envious compliment on someone’s clavicles. TSM.

Taking wine breaks instead of water breaks. TSM.

Being the bride at a wedding social immediately after going through a breakup. TSM.

Hook up with the little. Date the big. TSM.

The one sister everyone texts for advice when they’re called to standards. TSM.

Forever alone. NS. Forever available. TSM.

Sacrificing time, money, and a pair of sunglasses to the philanthropy gods. TSM.

Needing power tools to complete a craft. TSM.

Intimidating your entire sorority, even exec. TSM.

Having a boy on-call from each top tier fraternity. TSM.

He may be your boyfriend, but I’m in all of this profile pictures. TSM.