Verbalizing the word “hashtag” in your daily speech. TSM.

Having one hundred ways to say “Fuck you,” without ever saying “Fuck you.” TSM.

Driving a sister to a standards meeting, so she can pregame. TSM.

Making him believe the shack shirt you’re wearing was his. TSM.

He was so last planner. TSM.

Being called to an executive hearing while you’re on the executive council. TSTC.

Feeling an extra boost of confidence when your bra and panties are your sorority’s colors. TSM.

The traffic court judge mentioning that you’re extremely likable during your trial. TSM.

Zipping up your jacket to cover your letters before gossiping in public. TSM.

I just want to drink wine and…drink wine. TSM.

Going to a fraternity date function with a guy you don’t like to improve relations with the guys you do like. TSM.

Sisterhood of the traveling body con. TSM.

Being known as the “wild lineage.” TSM.

My whiskey is older than your boyfriend. TSM.

Slept over so I’d be his valentine by default. Sucker. TSM.

Not being able to function at a date function. TSM.

Mystery emails from your mystery big. TSM.

Leaving with his Patagonia. TSM.

I’m celebrating Valenwine’s Day. TSM.

Showing your love for America by servicing a serviceman. TSM.