Standards adding a by-law because of things you’ve done. TSM.

Photoshopping the evidence. TSM.

Class or flask? TSM.

Bidding a girl in a fraternity bathroom. TSM.

“I haven’t blacked out like that since bid day.” TSM.

We’re the kind of crazy people wish they could be. TSM.

Having a dibs system worked out with your friends before you go out. TSM.

His brothers asking you to make their coolers after seeing his. TSM.

Getting a power-point from his best friend as you leave the frat house the morning after. TSM.

Recruitment is when we find out whether or not you can sit with us. TSM.

Risking being late for chapter to get Starbucks. TSM.

No, Diet Pepsi is not okay. TSM.

Your workout tops consisting of hundred dollar Lulu shirts and free shack shirts. TSM.

Having a different fraternity rush shirt for every day of the week. TSM.

Crazy enough to be his girlfriend. Classy enough to be his wife. TSM.

Stealing his heart, and then his composite. TSM.

Monograming your blender. TSM.

I have mixed drinks about feelings. TSM.

Having no idea how much drinks cost at your favorite bar. TSM.

Red cup. Hands up. TSM.