Feeling personally offended when a show you watch makes fun of Greek life. TSM.

You and your best friends getting sent to standards on the same day for different reasons. TSTC.

Finding out about your BOMO three weeks later. TSM.

Your mother giving you a fake ID for Christmas. TSM.

Your brother having a list of pledges who will give you rides when you’re home for break. TSM.

Caring more about freshman girls than senior boys. TSM.

There’s no revenge like shredding his fraternity’s rush shirt. TSM.

Never having a one-night stand because they ALWAYS come back for seconds. TSM.

Your mom making sure you brought your fake ID home for brunch. TSM.

Crashing a fraternity formal. TSM.

Your little brother’s jaw hitting the floor when he sees your sorority’s Christmas card. TSM.

Preplanning your spring break backup hookups. TSM.

Nudes in pearls. TSM.

The majority of your Christmas gifts relating to your sorority. TSM.

Mary convincing everyone she was a virgin, even after she got pregnant. TSM.

Conference calls at 3am to discuss whether or not to accept a booty call. TSM.

Being the house everyone loves and hates at the same damn time. TSM.

My shopping is not cheaper than therapy. TSM.

Being asked to the same formal by three different guys. TSM.

Flowers say “I’m sorry.” Pearls say “It will never happen again.” TSM.