Getting kicked out of your semi-formal before you even get in. TSM.

International shack shirts. TSM.

Drinking sex on the beach. TSM. Having sex on the beach. TSTC.

Vodka makes for the cutest coat. TSM.

All I want in life is a pretty kitchen. TSM.

Having a koozie for every drink and every occasion. TSM.

Convincing your parents to buy you things by showing them all the pregnant and married girls on Facebook. TSM.

Pregaming your test. TSM.

Your mom calling to congratulate you on the composite that you stole. TSM.

Being equal parts excited and terrified to see the photos from formal. TSM.

Exec board being an accurate representation of the blonde to brunette ratio of the rest of the chapter. TSM.

Your little knowing your varying Starbucks order, no matter the weather or season. TSM.

Every single member of your family throwing what they know for the Christmas card photo. TSM.

Shack shirt or it didn’t happen. TSM.

His pledge son calling you “Mom.” TSM.

Scheduling a family wine night during dry week. TSM.

Your big taking your water away, because it’s distracting you from your margarita. TSM.

Going Greek, because your parents met at a frat party. TSM

Leaving with your dignity, his favorite quarter zip, and a composite. TSM.

If it didn’t end up on social media, you can’t prove it. TSM.